Check your child's homework before it gets turned in...
"Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot. I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every shovel we had, and when I found one more in the back room, that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith"
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